May 2013
quiet:
i just spit water all over my laptop
domina-of-retribution:
frosla55:
things i would rather take care of than a baby:
plants
cats
dogs
a great white shark
a walker from the walking dead
How about a third degree burn.
April 2013
sodamnrelatable:
“Let stand in microwave after cooking.”
ignitionremix:
shawty got low low low low low
shawty is my bank account balance